Sunday, February 7, 2010

I'm back. I decided to update since I thought of how Dar would be bored if I didn't entertain her with my stupid blog posts.

I think I'm officially becoming more bimbo. Every time I know that I will be going out into the sun I will put on sun block. -_-lll I still remembered it was the last day of orientation and we had showdown(water bombs). I brought the entire bottle of sunblock and shared it with the girls in my OG. OMG. I'm such a GU-NIANG right?! I think most people wouldn't have believed me if I told them I used to be from the NCC. But if you're thinking that I'm such a bimbo, you haven't met the guys in my OG only. They're far worst than me; complaining about standing under the sun even when it's only for a photograph! That's why I ended up calling the most bimbo of the guys "Gu-niang". It's kind of ironical because he's in discus for track and field, one of the tallest and the most built up guy in the OG. And to think he asked me why I called him gu-niang..Like duh right? Call you manly guy? *dots*
Okay, he's not that bad cause we ended up bullying him also. HAHAHA.

Anyway, back to my point. I came to a conclusion of the reason why I became so bimbo was because of my previous CCA, NCC. Well, if you're wondering why I came to that conclusion I shall explain it to you. See, the general assumption of NCC people; especially NCC girls(in my school for instance) are macho (not in physical size but in their spirit), manly and of course damn zai. We will go all out and fight for what we believe and what we want. We're appear to be not afraid of anything. We endured the stupidest scolding sessions, harsh punishments, scorching sun, etc. We appear to be the toughest. All this I tell you, is crap.
Because of after 4 years of this crap, you'll ultimately graduate to become a bimbo. I'm not kidding. Observation of past seniors and even my own platoon mates. Yes, 80% of my platoon mates have transformed into a bimbo or became more girly after our R.O.D. Therefore, it's proven that this CCA will turn you into a gu-niang.
And why is this so? See, after enduring 4 years of crap, you suddenly enjoy freedom. You're no longer required to slog your guts out and worked as if you're a soldier in the army. You begin to enjoy your treatment like a lady, hence you won't want to be sweating out there in the sun anymore. I'm serious. I think it's one of the main reasons why WE(coughs coughs) don't wanna go back as - and not because of -(as majority of the people thought that way.) but because of this reason.

Well, if you still don't believe me, you can try observing the people that have went past this stage of their lives before. Because I tell you, I'm a person who is giving a factual recount and this source is completely reliable because I'm transforming into a bimbo myself too. (what a retard statement)
But of course, not till the extent whereby I'll be carrying a pink furry handbag and skipping school every time a pimple appears on my face. That kind of species, which I shall term it as the "Ultimate Bimbo" can only be cultivated through go-zillion years of extreme bimbo-ness. Of course, there are girls who manage to evolve into that categorised kind of species; To that, I simply have no comments.
Well, I can't say whether this saying is true for the guys. Because if it's true, I have nothing to say. All I can do is to picture a bunch of sissy guys screaming and whining during their entire 2 years of NS. Maybe it's the opposite for guys, that they become more manly throughout the 4 years in that CCA. But based on what I've observed, sadly, the guys during camps have obviously not matured or at least became more manly. To add on, the 2 ex-NCC guys in my OG are not that macho in a way too. So I shall not come to a conclusion of whether the male species does become more manly at the end of their 4 years in NCC. Hopefully, NS will transform them into something more sturdy.

But no matter what, girls trust me, join NCC only if you want to become more girly at the end of your 4 years and not to become more manly. With that I shall end my extremely random post. Bye.

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Friday, February 5, 2010

School have officially started. :( :( :(
And I fell asleep on my first day of lecture. Oh no. I don't even understand what the lecturer was saying...And guess what? I saw people in my school mugging after the lectures already!!! This is crazy...crap.
Jia En and I were complaining on our way home. And we both came to a conclusion that we don't fit in to the school. Shucks. I miss Delta 09', underwater clique and Crescent. I wanna go back. I hate this new life. Sigh sigh sigh. I'm looking forward to next Friday, when I can go back to Crescent and meet my favourite girls :D
I'm planning to join shooting as my CCA, anyone else too? Sigh, DELTA! MEET UP SOON K?!

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